Swine Flu

1) A virus contracted from Mexicans, pigs, Mexican pigs, and rich kids who went south of the border for Spring Break.

2) A disease similar to bird flu, SARS, and West Nile, in the sense that it is hyped up by the media to be an epidemic, and turns out only killing a few people.

3) When the police show up unexpectedly to ruin fun. Adapted from pig, a term for the police.

1) Rick Kid 1: "I think I got syphilis on that trip to Cancun."
Rick Kid 2: "At least it's not swine flu."

2) News Anchor: "Five more people have been diagnosed with swine flu. Run for your fucking lives."

3) Cop: "Police! Open up!"
Homeowner: "Looks like we got a case of the swine flu."

by Swinenator7 April 28, 2009

Swindon

A place populated by cool moshers and rivetheads.On the other hand, the ghetto areas are no go unless you own a trackie and a pair of nike.

"Swindon massive"
"Arrr you mosher scum!!!!"

by Rivethead November 12, 2006

swinked

a sexual position/technique in which two gay men(most likely of irish descent) pound each other in the ass furiously.

After orgasm is achieved by both parties, baked potatoes(prepared beforehand) are inserted into the now-open anal cavaties.

@Swink Send me some good pr0n Ryan. @Swink nm I'm climaxing.

by watermelons March 26, 2004

Swinkle

The Cutest sweetest nicest girl on the planet

Damn thats some good swinkle

by CHeech July 22, 2003

swindells

plain and simple.... a fuckin legend!!

thts so mint its like swindells

by ben January 13, 2005

swing that

to give,hand over, pass or throw an item to another person.

"Ay, swing that food over here mo."

by LBad May 25, 2007

Swine Flu

When a person regarless of colour or gender has a sexual attraction towards Latin Americans / Mexicans.

Much like Jungle Fever.

John - Last night I fucked Selena Gomez, it was awesome.
Matt - What? man you got swine flu badd

Staci - Philippe looks really hot today..
Mary - Bitch you got swine flu, i hear its lethal

by Cheezburger&Friez September 29, 2009