stoner thumb is the callous that forms on the side of your thumb as a direct result of using a lighter way too much. This usually occurs during long sessions of smoking the herb.
"Son, whats that on your thumb"
"A callous"
"from what?"
"not from my lighter sir"
"really because it looks like you've got a stoner thumb"
"A callous"
"from what?"
"not from my lighter sir"
"really because it looks like you've got a stoner thumb"
by knels October 15, 2009
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Look at that storch cat on the corner, I believe that the difference in his skin color is what most contributes to his joblessness- not his socioeconomic condition.
by NoChanceMcChe February 22, 2011
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Jimmer, a perennial bottom feeder, drank two beers, complained about the taste, and then proceeded to act blackout drunk while puking throughout the entire night, making himself the most worthless person and the runaway favorite to take home the Stove Award for the night.
by Top Feeder July 19, 2011
Get the Stove Award mug.Something bad that happens to someone as a direct result of them being stoned. This bad thing is usually something small and would most likely not have happened otherwise.
Person 1: Dude, that bowl last night hit me really hard. I almost dropped all my Captain Crunch on the carpet.
Person 2: Dude... your parent would have been so mad if you spilled milk all over their new carpet.
Person 1: I know, I just avoided a stoner tragedy.
Person 2: Dude... your parent would have been so mad if you spilled milk all over their new carpet.
Person 1: I know, I just avoided a stoner tragedy.
by ChocolateBaconCrunch November 26, 2013
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Get the stodge bucket mug.Those conservative/libertarians are such stoopfuks.
by Pookmeister November 22, 2015
Get the Stoopfuk mug.The thong's equivalent to a skid mark.
When there is trace evidence of stool on a thong, and because the thong is so tight, it looks like a stamp instead of a streak.
When there is trace evidence of stool on a thong, and because the thong is so tight, it looks like a stamp instead of a streak.
When she looked at her thong , after she passed gas that was questionable, she noticed that there was a stool stamp.
by Doobie December 19, 2015
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