Spleeming

A collaborative effort involving lube, dish soap and whipped cream. A group of people have to throw these three things across a room and make as much mess a physically possible to make a successful spleemjob.

Person 1: Do you guys want to do some spleeming today?
Person 2: Well we need a few more people but we could try a good spleemjob.

by UltimateSploinker January 8, 2025

Spleeling

The act of spelling so poorly that autocorrect cannot fix it.

I am often spleeling words wrong when texting my friends.

by Glorifunk August 7, 2025

splendiddly

Sarcastic term for an action's having done an awesome job of accomplishing absolutely nothing.

Tronald Dump's "big beautiful bill" and other "Make America Great Again" initiatives have generally performed splendiddly.

by QuacksO August 14, 2025

Sileen

A twink couple with 3 kids and 2 babies on the way that are perfect for eachother . Sileen is a godlike duo that can tear down anything in their way with determination and love. Peeturd is sick and tired of living in the shadows and kills everyone except Tom DeLonge. Jack Diddly squat is now dead. After all that happened Sileen rose from the dead and took out peeturds batteries and made Amish moon butter with his exoskeleton.

“Woah look at that SILEEN!”

by Raelis September 28, 2025

Splendiferous

A word that my gf says when she asks if I've had a good day.
SYNONYM: Splidid, awsome, great

"Did you have a Splendiferous day?"

by TheJohnyoudontknowitsgibberous November 8, 2025

spleef

I invented this term somewhere around 1983. My buddy almost always had weed and his mother was always suspicious, so she's listen to his phone calls. If I asked him if he had any weed or joints his mother would get pissed at the both of us. So I invented the word spleef so that I could inquire without tipping mom off. I'd call and ask "Have you seen any spleefs today?" She probably cought on eventually but it worked all that summer.

His spleef rolling resembled a pregnant watumba.

by FatdogTavern November 28, 2025

Cannon Speener

A person who is both high and drunk at the same time.

Joe: I went to this party and there were people there who were Cannon Speenered there. THEN it got weird.

by Peter Grifinski February 12, 2010