slimoo

It's the feeling you get after eating large amounts of preferably greasy food, and feel incapable of doing any physical exercise.

Ahhh... can we just sit? I am feeling really slimoo right now.
I can't come and play frisbee. I am way too slimoo.

by Neomancer712 June 16, 2013

Slimy Selvey

The act of taking a shit, and ejaculating on top of it, causing a slimy brown mixture. Once the mixture has been well kneaded, yell "Wouf" and smash it in your partners face. Hilarious, but not recommended for first dates if you like the person. Best used during revenge sex.

Dude, I fucked my ex-wife last night.
Really, so you two are getting back together, huh?
Nope, I gave her the ol Slimy Selvey. I don't think she will be back for seconds!

by thehillshire December 22, 2014

slip of the lip

When at least one of the labia majora slip into plain view for enjoyment the general public. May happen during sporting events or beach volleyball tournaments.

Dude, did you see that slip of the lip at the gymnastics tournament? Super hot!!

by Sweenbag July 7, 2016

Slick Baller

A male that obsessively keeps his scrotum shaved as smooth as a baby's bottom resulting in a glistening appearance.

Wow. The locker room is full of slick ballers today.

by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017

Slimin

When you got a girlfriend but still be messing with your side hoes.

I'm about to start slimin.

by ThatBoy_Ty April 19, 2018

Slick Jacquet

When you dip your balls into a vat of soapy water and rub it on a bald man's head.

Me: I just gave that teacher the fattest Slick Jacquet of my life!
Friend: Sick nasty bro let me hit it!

by SwagMaster87 September 25, 2017

slippery tip

When a bitch cant fit the whole dick in her mouf so she just tounge tickles the tip

I was gonna get some head from this chick but she couldn't fit most of the dick in her mouf so I settled for some slippery tip

by Put that back boi June 20, 2018