Tool Shed

A compete tool, and is always one.

Dude, you're acting like a total tool shed right now.

by nevet6snivram September 24, 2011

Biggest Tool In The Shed

The biggest asshole in the world

Bro 1: Broseidon! Dave took my girl yesterday!
Bro 2: Really bro!? That guy is the biggest tool in the shed!

by Sepcial ED December 14, 2010

Smartest tool in the shed

combo of smartest guy in the room meets sharpest tool in the shed. see those definitions separately as this shouldn't be a combined term. who knew tools were smart. newsflash...they're not and is the person that says this is quite frankly the smartest in the tool shed

Well he's not the smartest tool in the shed

by WAKESTAR June 2, 2018

Bike sheds

Where kids go to smoke during break at school.

Let's go havva ciggie at break, meet you behind the bike sheds.

by Chcvjvgccc January 26, 2011

shed

the area between the head of the penis and the shaft, leading to great sexual pleasure upon contact.

she was all up in my shed and i was like "sweet"

by bruce smiter May 23, 2005

Shed Head

(verb)-- English Origin, found in slang context.
"Shed Head": the action of giving and/or receiving oral sex while inside a maintenance shed at a family recreational facility. Usually involves attractive, college age, blonde females and former 6'5" basketball players.

While working at a family recreational facility, Timmy jams his penis into Sally's vagina. Sally orgasms. Later that night, Sally and Timmy walk up to a maintenance shed while in the action of closing for the night. With the door shut, Timmy releases his penis and Sally pleasures him through oral sex. Sally has just given Timmy "Shed Head".

by Dale Gordan March 26, 2007

tool shed

This is when he/she greatly exceeds the simple term of tool, toolkit etc.And has now infact become a greater loser then before, a toolshed.

Mike: geez John is such a douchebag.

Matt: yeah he's turned into a real fuckin tool shed.

by matt12327 July 25, 2008