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Lord of sharts

Lord of sharts means to be the king of all the sharts that snuck there way through your booty cheeks and in to your underwear.
by Lord of sharts July 18, 2020
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Shit shart

When you fart and it's not a fart. We're not talking skid-marks, there's a 3-inch lump of shit in your boxers! Usually a side effect of a Big Mac.
I went to McDonald's and had me a Big Mac. About 30 seconds later, my insides were feeling kinda funny. I drove home speeding at like 200 kilometers an hour. I fumbled my keys tryna unlock the fucking door, thinking "please let me get inside." I farted the second I got inside, but it felt like more than just a fart. I waddled like a penguin to the bathroom, and there was this 3-inch turd in my boxers. A 3-inch piece of fucking green slimy shit made it's way in to my boxers! Shit shart, I thought.
After wiping, I experienced diarrhea.
by Jeffy12345 January 26, 2021
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Shart Warning

Heightened probability of a shart attack (i.e. wet-fart incident).
After 5 pints of Guiness and 2 bean burritos, Bob issued a "shart warning".
by sweet_thang October 4, 2012
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Shopping Shart

unexpected, extra wet leakage during gas expulsion while shopping
Did you see that stain on Chris's pants when he was walking out of the store? He must be shopping sharting again.
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puke shart

When you vomit so violently causing your stomach muscles to tighten, and your anal sphincter to loosen thus releasing the dreaded shart.
Yo Molly was so sick heaving last night that she puke sharted....totally greased her underwear.
by Aztec Two Step March 31, 2020
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Otter Sharted

When an Otter tried to fart but Shatted itself in the process
DAMN! THAT OTTER SHARTED IN THE OCEAN
by OtterMerps February 23, 2021
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Shart Queen

The person who goes by the name of Shart Queen is Froggyalli.

Now bow to your queen and pee in the bottle for her.
Oh no! I need to find a bottle fast or the Shart Queen will be angry!
by Eggie Ahoy July 17, 2021
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