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shart staph

In which you laugh so hard you shart your jeans, but then suddenly a grape appears out of nowhere and devours the shart until the grape itself turns brown.
The grape then gets very sick and in turn ends up with a staph infection.
The grape then proceeds to shrivel up until it turns into a raisin- to which you then consume the raisin, completing the food chain circle.
Oh my gosh that grape just got a staph infection from that shart!”
“I just laughed so hard I shart staphed!”
by MondayHatesYouToo September 23, 2020
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Brain Shart

Becca's brain sharted when she exclaimed "I just had a massive shit in the shower"... she meant toilet.
by rugdealer October 6, 2022
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lava shart

A shart so warm and thick it feels like lava
I just had the hottest lava shart :(
by Big jamie balls July 19, 2021
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i sharted

meaning that you have shat splatters all over your pants its commonly used in ireland
i've sharted me self or i sharted myself
by Green for MEMES June 28, 2022
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Otter Sharted

When an Otter tried to fart but Shatted itself in the process
DAMN! THAT OTTER SHARTED IN THE OCEAN
by OtterMerps February 23, 2021
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puke shart

When you vomit so violently causing your stomach muscles to tighten, and your anal sphincter to loosen thus releasing the dreaded shart.
Yo Molly was so sick heaving last night that she puke sharted....totally greased her underwear.
by Aztec Two Step March 31, 2020
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Shart Warning

Heightened probability of a shart attack (i.e. wet-fart incident).
After 5 pints of Guiness and 2 bean burritos, Bob issued a "shart warning".
by sweet_thang October 4, 2012
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