science

(n.) something beyond your range of knowledge, experience, or realm of expertice. Used sarcastically.

Me:"Ryan and Rasheed started to do some shit on the turn-table with some program and make a song somehow."
Tous: "How?"
Me: "I dunno, it's all science."

by Evangelo August 22, 2006

Black science man(a.k.a.) Neil deGrasse Tyson

PEOPLE DONT THINK THE UNIVERSE BE LIKE IT IS BUT IT AINT IT JUST DO

I follow the church of the black science man(a.k.a.) Neil deGrasse Tyson

by The church of the black July 7, 2017

Follow the Science

A highly effective, self-correcting, evidence based method of evaluating the veracity of any given data set, condition or circumstance; particularly relevant when human lives, financial wellbeing and social stability hang in the balance of correct decision making.

Hey, did you hear POTUS and FLOTUS have BOTH tested POSITIVE for COVID 19?! Maybe it's NOT a hoax. Maybe NOW they'll Follow the Science when they medically treat him.
Oh HELL NO! They've already consulted the My Pillow Guy and that crazy 'demon sperm' bitch... I'm sure he'll do well

by YAWA October 3, 2020

scientificalest

the word scientificalest means that a person most likely majors in the study of science

Amy was the most scientificalest in her class

by Vikash R. September 30, 2006

Schoning

The act of robbing someone of money or personal security with blatant disregard to laws or ethics; flaunting ones own money and material possessions gained at the expense of others' pain and misfortune; general asshattery.

"That landlord is really schoning us." Or perhaps "I haven't seen someone schoning like that since that slumlord lived nextdoor."

by PocoPuffs June 29, 2010

sciencing

The rapid collaboration of scientific data, under extreme pretences and or life threatening situations. Often attributed to senile old men in particularly disadvantageous occasions that frequently yell, ‘Good News everyone..’

Hubert Farnsworth: ‘ I’m sciencing as fast as I can’
‘My ass is on fire, and I’m handling volatile chemicals, probably should be sciencing a little better’

by fuckattude January 23, 2015

jolly science

Slang for La Joliscience Tex-Mex restaurant establishment in Houston, Texas.

Q: Why you been on the shitter all day?

A: Ate at Jolly Science last night

by Biff Buttsack September 7, 2006