salamaking

the obnoxious act of liking everything on facebook.

104 new notifications? someone must be salamaking!

by pussylover11wowzers February 14, 2012

Salami Arms

An emo person. They slice their arms like they were made of salami, hence, "salami arms".

Since Jessica left Michael, he's become salami arms. See how he dresses in black, cuts his wrists and listens to Suicide Silence?

by Billy Barker November 25, 2013

slapped salami

To slap your salami you have to first whip it out and then get a good nice moist, slippery, wet grip and slide your hand up and down to the rhythm of "We are number one" until mayonnaise comes out and spread it across your sandwich buns.

My slapped salami is hammed so hard that it is red and i need cream.

by Darklordkvr May 16, 2017

Salad Tiger

A male who chooses not to take part in traditional male activities such as hunting, gambling, eating meat, partying, and going to strip clubs.

Much like a pack of male tigers enjoying a delicious antelope that they just chased down and killed. If there was one tiger who chose not to partake in the delicious carnivorous delight and instead made himself a nice leafy green salad - that would be the Salad Tiger.

Chris: Hey Steve - did you invite Jim to the party this weekend?

Steve: No dude - I told him we were grilling steaks and getting a stripper and he said he didn't want to miss the season premiere of project runway - that and he said something about whipping up some savory hummus.

Chris: Fucking Salad Tiger.

Steve: Seriously - its like he is afraid of vaginas.

by Conshy Bag Slapper December 3, 2010

Salad Fist

To grab a handful of salad and then fist someones anus. The recipient may choose a salad dressing as lube. Then after the fisting is over you make a salad out of the left over materials.

I gave Nick a salad fist last night he really enjoyed the tang of the french dressing.

by Xalee March 5, 2015

pubby salad

refering to the vag when a girl is wanting to have sexual relations.

jewels is making a pubby salad and she needs some of seth's own dressing!

by falala June 12, 2008

Poile Salade

Hairy pussy

I went down on her last night and found Poile Salade!
Cunt!
I cut you you cacaroach!

by Alfay August 30, 2009