Royal Asswipe

1. Someone who is a royal (extreme)asswipe; someone who only cares about themself.
2. Someone who is an extreme asshole.

Person 1: Could you help me with the homework?
Person 2: Nah, I don't care.
Person 1: Jeez, you're a royal asswipe.

by CTGreen February 27, 2020

Royal high style

Royal high style is food from the roblox game Royal high

I'm in a mood of some Royal High Style

by ZerbaCakie123 November 15, 2020

The Royal AEPi

Ingredients:
Girl
Irish Car Bomb (Guiness, Irish Whiskey, Bailey's)
Weed

You start off getting a bj. you light up the weed (however you prefer), take a hit, do an irish car bomb, then exhale. Boom.

The Ultimate Royal AEPi is the above, but the girl does an ICB and takes a hit.

Hey, you have a good night last night?
Yeah, Jane and I did The Royal AEPi

by D S op April 15, 2008

Clash Royale

Clash Royale is a terrible game that gives you aids and cancers and your hole family dies and everyone you win against will swear against your family good luck and have fun

Clash Royale sucks I am going in to clash of clans

by fuck them kids bro May 27, 2021

Royal Wave

The art of sexually stimulating a woman with one's entire hand using a motion similar to that of the British Queen's famous wave. This technique is primarily used for women of the 'looser' variety, i.e those with a sizeable 'welly boot top'.

"Man, I was giving her the royal wave last night and I swear I still didn't hit the sides".

by An Innocent Mind November 28, 2006

royal straight

A royal straight is the HIGHEST hand in poker... Well, at it is according to Element on LS2.com

A K Q J 10 suited... But we're still uncertain if this Royal Straight has to be in a certain order or if you're allowed to rearrange your cards. Ask Element.

"You could play the chips scientifically all night, and still get your ass handed to you on what you assumed was a "safe" hand, and the other guy winds up with a royal straight or something."

by mahhdd___ February 22, 2008

Royal Teacup

During anal sex, you pull out right before ejacualtion and make sure your partner's asshole is facing upward. Then cum into the gaping asshole and quickly suck it out like it's a cup of tea.

I did a Royal Teacup on Jane.

by Nick December 12, 2003