Retrosapien

Somebody living in the past.

A: Man, I love that girl to bits.
B: She split up with you two months ago you fucking Retrosapien - get over it!

by GingerBastard1 February 13, 2009

Retrogroove

A very good, very chic phrase, item or fashion reminiscent of the past.

Nothing says retrogroove more than a IBM pc.
'Bounder' is just so British retrogroove, it hurts.

by Bender_Manbot August 10, 2010

retrofan

Someone who is a fan of "retro" things. A "RetroFan", is also someone who is usually the head of a group of people, or a "host". Also, someone who is awesome, amazing, and usually smarter than most of his/her peers.

"Hey, I played a round of Epigenesis with RetroFan today."
"Really? I played with him for 2 days on DOOM, so Grandmas on my land."
"Wow, lucky!"

by asdfhsdgjfdsjfdkdfj February 3, 2014

Retrovation

Retro-innovation. Innovation that happens when people resist change or when they go back to a state before the change was brought in. Remember, standard definitions of innovation is built around change and consider resistance to change anti-innovative.

People are increasingly going back to the good old days. Retrovation is evident in many new products that we use. Organic, fertilizer free farming is popular again. At the very least, we apply retro-filters on our digital images when we cannot get back to the real bygones. Retrovert has actually become a personality type, just like introvert and extrovert.

by BabuGeorge April 30, 2015

Recronkadonkulous

to be even more absurd than Redonkulous

That was redonkulous! No, Recronkadonkulous

by Dethnotsuicide March 26, 2009

ResTroll

Rest-Troll - A portmanteau of restroom and troll. A truly disturbed germaphobe who follows unsuspecting victims into the restroom and parasitically attaches themselves to their every move. This is done by the restroll to avoid touching the restrooms interior door handles, and sacrifice you as tribute to the bacterium colonies. Be keenly aware as the restroll often takes the form of a normal person. Perhaps going so far as to engage in casual conversation to lull you into a false sense of security. However, make no mistake, the restroll is a calculating opportunistic creature. For their presence near you in the restroom was only brought about by your own entrance for relief. This is because a restroll can never enter a restroom alone, less they become trapped until a sacrifice enters allowing their escape. Be vigilant in your observation of the surroundings. Did that “person” seemingly appear out of nowhere? Do they spend an inordinate amount of time focused on your direction? Does it seem like they’re trying to expel urine at an ungodly speed and for no apparent reason other than to catch up with you? Do they appear to be exiting prior to returning their clothes to proper order, or prior to finishing or maybe even stopping midstream? My dear friend, if you begin to notice even the slightest such action, distance yourself immediately and evacuate with haste, less you become another victim for the restroll.

Joe: “Hey Steve, you won’t believe it! I was nearly caught by a restroll today at work”
Steve: “How’d you survive?”
Joe: “I noticed he was glancing sour, so I flew out of that place with the speed of 1000 cheetah-unicorn hybrids! That dirty restroll is probably still trapped lol”

by CheshireBlack July 12, 2016

regrouping

When a wife takes her husbands balls and stores them in her vagina

Lenny couldn't go to lunch with his friends because he and his wife were regrouping

by TotalDick June 20, 2016