This is a kind phrase, that shows a frendship that will last forever. Transend space and time. Simply put, you will be friends forever.
Me:"It's been a really hard day, you know. My entire family died because of a madman"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023
Get the You're the Donkey to my Shrek mug.Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
Get the I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release. mug.How Pat McManus's buddy Mr. Sweeney would likely have passed himself off as when mooching for a ride, claiming to be unable to repay a loan on time, not wanting to perform a yucky/arduous task, etc., when in reality he was perfectly capable of fulfilling his responsibilities, but was just too lazy and/or self-centered to actually apply himself.
Never mind his malingering sportsman-partner --- Pat HIMSELF was da truly "poor retched individual" when it came to being able to partake of significant physical activity, due to his being so unmotivated and out-of-shape... according to da "MFFFF", he would indeed violently wheeze and hackingly cough whenever he attempted anything much more strenuous than pressing da buttons on his TV-remote!
by QuacksO March 4, 2025
Get the poor retched individual mug.Hym "And if I am in 'the lottery' then what else is there for me to do here otherwise that curse you and you crotch gremlins? It isn't both. It's the one that I'm saying. You are and were doing a 'the lottery' to me. And you aren't accosted by me. You act like I fucked a retard instead of you. And to that other bitch, you lost the second you took a puff of your faggy little spliff, looked over at your mentally retarded friend and said 'shhh. Don't say anything about Hym.' That isn't you being accosted. You're the one whose supposed to care in the first place
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
Get the You're the one whose supposed to care in the first place mug.Mike: what time does the match kick off tomorrow?
Seb: I don’t know. You tell me, you’re the auditor
Seb: I don’t know. You tell me, you’re the auditor
by KevFrank April 23, 2025
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Get the We Rather Be Laughed at THen Be Around YOu, ANgel JOse RObles mug.Something you say to your boyfriend in the back of a pizza van after you show his dumb and oblivious ass a painting you made.
“YOU’RE THE HEART, MIKE!” said at the worst time possible because Will Byers likes to ruin his life.
by charcoaltasteslikeshit. August 29, 2025
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