Reading

staring at a dead tree and hallucinating

dude 1: bro what is bro 3 doing???

dude 2: chill bro he's just reading

dude 3: *continues staring blankly at dead trees bound together with glue onto a plastic spine

by Jimmy hahah March 19, 2019

you cant read the brat

It's when the khias think they can read BDSBRATXO.. and they cant!

"baby, you cant read the brat"

by bdsbratxo March 30, 2025

Trump-read

Verb. To skim a written text, just to be able to claim you have read it, without actually understanding it.

Todd Trump-read Preacher, so that he could move on to more culturally significant comics, like Sleepwalker.

by CAPUSA October 8, 2018

read hard

a mentally or physically handicapped person on the censored internet

He wont get that. He is the biggest read hard I have ever seen.

by Sp1cYdRaGoN June 14, 2024

Do not read this mug

You read the mug. Lol

Do not read this mug is what you say when you dont want someone readying you're new UD mug
Co-Worker: Cool mug!
You: Lol, it says not to read it

by LambadaCore March 19, 2023

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

How Christians Read the Bible

By presupposing it's truth and then create a narrative that is parallel to the text and then accepting this adjacent narrative AS TRUTH... Regardless of what the text actually says.

Hym "And then what they do is believe the narrative that is constructed around the text... In spite of the FACT that it is a manifestation of their own mind. So, it doesn't matter WHAT YOU SAY... As long as the conclusion is that the religion is both true and good. And it looks something like this:

Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"

Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"

Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2024