Road to bronze

An extremely difficult process in which you challenge yourself mentally and physically as you journey to the lowest rank of a game. This challenge is not for the weak insure that you are an experienced gamer and ready to travel into the darkest depths of competitive gameplay.

Riley killed himself because the road to bronze was to challenging.

by Dildoshaggens September 1, 2021

Road miles

A person who-by the look of their face and sound of their voice- has lived some hard years and looks much older than they really are. Tired. Worn out. Used.

That hooker is only 19 but she’s got some serious road miles.

by Imalostcause December 23, 2021

Road man

People who go round Britain (Uk, usually the north of England) trying to shank people and nick their bikes.

That road man tried to nick me bike and shank me bruv.

by That one Irish guy January 3, 2022

Road Slice

When a girl is giving you road head and you accidentally hit a pothole... and she has braces...

"I had to go to the ER the other day"
"What happened?? Are you okay?"
"Not good, man. I was driving with Sarah the other night and she gave me a road slice."

by Alex'sMomHasGotItGoinOn November 22, 2022

Road fucker

A road worker who gets off to filling deep potholes and/or creating potholes with his cement or jackhammer

Example: "mommy is that man a road fucker

by SlipperySausage12O December 3, 2022

Road Stroking

A word pronounced as "Road Strokin'" is a term used as of late 2012 to describe when a man is "stroking" himself in the road to passing cars.

"I am going Road Stroking later, you wanna come?"

by Bruh shut it before I dab on u April 26, 2023

road gourd

Car bound cunnilingus, oral sex performed whilst in a moving automobile; also colloquially known as road head

Hannah: “Do you want road gourd?”

Sam: “Yes but be careful on the speed bumps”

by Samonthedictionary May 28, 2023