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hairy pubes

my hairy pubes is like a forest down there
by bumbbb August 7, 2021
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Dick pubes

Someone who has curly hair, quite similar to pubic hair.
ah jeez Pod, yer so cool!

shaddap cianós

sorry, just want to let you know

piss off dick pubes!
by leonard cohen July 9, 2007
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pube squiggly

A pube squiggly is a kind of pubic hair with a squiggly, curly texture. It can often be found in public restrooms and initiates a reaction of disgust and panic when seen by ones eyes.
A: Yo man, the toilets at da MicDunelds are full with pube squiggly
B: Man at least there are none in your burger, dude
A: Oh well
by Burgerbude March 21, 2018
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Elf pubes

The hairy green seaweeds that float in the ocean water are actually elf pubes. When the eldest elf dies in the village their pubes must be shaved because the hairs contain special powers which mustn’t be used for evil and only for good.
Look out it’s elf pubes in the water don’t touch them!
by The little dingler man July 23, 2023
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persian pubes

Lustrous black tightly curled glistening pubic hair.
The amazonian in OPS has Persian Pubes.
by not an amazonian October 4, 2017
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Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubes

A throw away merkin, sold at Disneyland, and made of two circles of black pubic hair with a red bow in the center.
Greg and Chris wanted some kinky 70s porn star bush action back at the Disneyland Hotel, so Brad’s mom bought Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubes to wear over her freshly waxed minge.
by crjoker May 7, 2022
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Pube Head

The pube head tried to lift the spanner in level 1 mechanics but struggled to lift it above his waist.
by Ben Pascoe October 13, 2017
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