Post Ejaculatory Blindness

Temporary blindness experienced shortly after ejaculation

She offered to blow me while I was driving her home, but I was worried about post ejaculatory blindness

by bigstraightfollowing September 26, 2008

Post Data

An informal or personal addition at the end of a letter or note written to a friend, acquaintance, or enemy.

Could also apply to a notation added to the end of scripting or coding in terms of a computer language or semantics.

Common known acronym is P.D.

(contents of note blah blah blah)
Sincerely,
(name here)

P.D. (post data) I had a great time at dinner last night!

by k0nfl¡ct November 2, 2012

prostitute's breakfast

A breakfast containing little or no nutritional value, namely a cup of black coffee and two cigarettes.

He was in a rush, so settled for a Prostitute's Breakfast.

by maudibe May 29, 2008

prostipork

Sausage produced from pigs fed from ground-up prostitutes. This exotic food was invented by a mass murderer in Vancouver, BC, who ran an entertainment venue on his farm known as the Piggy Palace.

Hey baby, how much to take you back to the Piggy Palace and turn you into prostipork?

by Cuntoleezza Rice January 30, 2007

Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome

1. When the real world hits you like a slap to the face after a fierce masturbation session.

Joe: "I beat off with birthday cake frosting... I hated myself and wanted to die..."

Terry: " Sounds like Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome to me. Don't sweat it, bro. It's normal. But that IS fucked up..."

by mbarfiel February 4, 2010

Post Ejaculatory Enlightenment

That moment of mental clarity that can only be achieved by 'blowing your load' or 'shooting your bolt'. A lot of honest internal dialogue can be had with yourself in these moments....shame it doesn't last very long.

AKA: P.E.E. / PE-Squared / P-Double-E

'Damn, last night I got post ejaculatory enlightenment..... and you're right...... she was a pig!'

by The Urban Keats November 9, 2007

Post-cringe

Refers to speech or behavior characterized by a banal, affectless disregard for the violation of proper taste and/or societal norms, generally driven by a belief that the traditional social order has been irreparably disrupted and thus certain actions that were once considered cringeworthy have become commonplace.
Derived from the literary genre pioneered by Chandler Morrison, which often involves characters who partake in reprehensible actions that are described with a flat tone of nonchalance, and that furthermore fail to elicit appropriate reactions from other characters present in the scene being depicted.

How was the dinner party?

Ugh, it was so post-cringe. There was this guy who was wearing white after Labor Day and talking about all of the people he's killed with a hatchet, but no one even batted an eye.

by extremelyonline91 December 3, 2019