prosequence

The opposite of consequence. Synonyms are benefit and advantage. Can be abbreviated as "pro"

The prosequence of the face wash is clear skin.

by its.compliCAITed October 9, 2018

proselytution

The act of using religion to get someone else to pay you for sexual favors.

Some people are so unattractive that they turn to proselytution in an attempt to satisfy their sexual cravings and/or gain extra income; while this shameless and manipulative strategy may indeed increase the person's chance of getting laid and/or making money, it also tends to give legitimate religions and organizations a bad name, since many people will think that "they're all like that" when they see the invalid exploiting of religion and its "obey without question" teachings.

by QuacksO November 7, 2018

Promise

Something that is never broken
(but always is)

I promise to feed your dog

by Click here chicken January 20, 2019

Prosexting

the act of protesting and sexting simultaneously.

I was prosexting my man friend soon after Trump was elected.

by Brooklyngp February 24, 2019

promise

something you cannot break. ever.

"ill be home by 7:15." "promise?" "promise."

by haillllie July 11, 2019

prose and cons

Refers to the overall subject of the "entertaining 'n' informative" written material authored by deceitful shysters in an attempt to trick us into trusting them.

Some people think the Bible is a sacred text that should be followed without question, but I view it as just a classic example of prose and cons, with the biggest con-man being the narcissistic God Himself.

by QuacksO April 23, 2019

Promises

things boys named philip never keep

me: he promised he’d teach me how to skate
her: ik sis but he’s a dick so he won’t keep any of his promises
me: he’s so cute though

by bellathefingmentalbitch November 21, 2019