Porton

The pads for women

Although this is not a real word, you can use it if you want to, not like anyone will.
Jake is holding a bloody porton, and his face is dirty, how suspicious.

by Stupid Madeup Words September 3, 2022

Portobello mushrooms

Ooooohh. There is a chemical in them that may or may not cause cancer or cause tumors to grow.

Hym "It's not just portobello mushrooms either. It's other kinds... Remember the thing I said about Terrence McKenna? 👋😝👋 Right again! Captain always right! I've never been wrong! It's astounding! How could a man never be wrong? Even once!? Damn, I am too good. This skull jelly? These thinky thoughts? It's too much. It can't be contained."

by Hym Iam April 9, 2023

portopronto

It is a verb which means promt delivery of the result

I will portopronto this for you. Portopronto me!

by pawlow June 13, 2024

Port-o-Booty

The act of scrweing your girlfriend in a port-o-potty

I went to the concert last weekend & got hammered. Ended up getting a little Port-o-Booty at intermission from the girlfriend!

by IndyScan October 16, 2008

poptoast

1. a whore.

mike, youre such a poptoast ! how much did you get paid, this time ?!

by sam nicole January 22, 2009

Partohol

A party at which alcohol is consumed.

"Hey, are you going to that partohol next saturday?"

by Doohick October 27, 2009

Port o' Jawn

Port o' Jawn is just another word for
Potty queen,
Potty King,
Port o' potty & porttipotties.

Port o' kabin

and so on.
Port o' jawn is used by people mainly from Philadelphia.
Hence the word jawn
(:

I have to go take a dump in that port o' jawn.
Yo' there anymore port o' jawn's left?
Any port o' jawns 'round here?

by Kieferx3 January 16, 2010