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Poor

hey man you got those new airpods from Apple.

Other person: na man I’m poor
by The real pro skater 2019 January 14, 2019
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Poor

Someone without money, something low or bad.
P1: "Hey, do you have some spare change?"
P2:"No, why do you ask?"
P1: "I am poor and I require money for my essential needs."
or
P1: "Hey, did you see that poor score Jeremiah got on his test?"
P2: "Yeah, I feel bad for him."
by Sebz_TheMan April 21, 2022
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emotional support poor

A poor person in a movie about rich people who only exists to teach the wealth-scarred protagonist(s) how to feel or act like humans
“Sam has such a loving family and he’s got his act together. It’s almost like he’s the rich guy instead of Derrick”

“Sam’s family showed up once on screen, and he has no problems or personality of his own. He’s just an emotional support poor.”
by Sapphic_Santana March 20, 2022
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Piss on the poor

A Tumblr Word and phrase that describes brutally misinterpreting something to the point it’s a whole new post or not comprehending something so horribly wrong that it’s a whole new sentence.

Comes from the Tumblr post where someone says “the reading comprehension on this site is piss poor” “HOW DARE YOU SAY WE PISS ON THE POOR!” /j
An example

Person 1: “My friend was talking about this show that has depictions of incest and how it was pretty good
Person 2: “INCEST IS SO BAD BRO YOUR FRIEND LIKES THAT SHIT??”
Person 1: “piss on the poor right there what the fuck?”
by anonymous October 3, 2024
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Poor unfortunate souls

Term used to describe unlucky people who are in pain and need of assistance due to an issue eating away at them.
They come flocking to anyone willing and able to help them, no matter past reputation, and without checking for ulterior motives.
See also: Cryto Bro, MLM, Alternative Medicine
"Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying "Spells Ursula, please!"
And I help them
Yes I do!
by MrDrEdward April 13, 2024
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Poor Man’s bidet

When a person is defecating and a large splash of water caused by their poop enters the butthole at the perfect time, coincidentally cleaning it.
Thought it was going to be a messy one, but the poor man’s bidet cleaned me right up!
by poopprodigies May 22, 2023
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Definition of poor life choices

Ieva (me)
-What's the definition of poor life choices?
-Ieva
by Winstonmaldivasimons February 17, 2023
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