Pengu Water

A big mess of penguin sewage.

Oh shit Waddles the toilets overflowing! *Drowns in pengu water*

by Jeanette Belle-Isle June 13, 2008

Pengus Tingus

When you want to describe someone as fit. The latin form of a peng ting.

Ellie, you are an absolute pengus tingus.

by Tingus maximus September 6, 2019

penguin felcher

Basically someone who felches penguins. Although this sounds easy, sucking the felch out before it freezes is extremely difficult. Penguin felchers are held amongst the highest ranks of felchers.

Mark is a real penguin felcher.

by Pat the felcher May 20, 2006

Angry Penguin

When a man and a woman are having doggy-style intercourse either vaginally or anally. Before the male has an orgasm, he shoves ice into whichever hole his penis was in.

"John's wife is so cold, she didn't even feel him do an Angry Penguin!"

by Boomstyk August 8, 2009

penguin bar joke

adjective: used to describe a really bad punny joke

inspired by a chocolate bar called 'penguin bars' that have jokes and puns about penguins on their wrapper to amuse kids.

hey joe what do you call a kangaroo mixed with a sheep?

eh.. dunno what do you call it?

a WOOLLY JUMPER!!! hahaha

wow dude that was such a gay ass penguin bar joke. *walks away in disgust*

by mwuah xx March 6, 2009

Penguin

A swift, singular, surprise thrust of one's penis that culminates in a successful penetration of another's anus.

"I thought my roommate had gone home for the weekend but quickly learned that I was wrong when I stepped out of our bathroom naked and he gave me a penguin."

by BigDickFalcon March 9, 2010

Penguin Luftwaffe

The elite airfighter unit in the KAF(Kraznanian Air Force). Hand-picked from only the finest Penguin pilots ever to walk this planet, their planes run on LINUX, and their planes are housed in Mrs. Potocki's trailer.

Emperor Dave!The Penguin Luftwaffe are prepared for takeoff!

by Crazy James No.II November 20, 2003