penis jousting

When two men lower their pants to below their knees and then proceed to run at one another with an erect penis. A winner of this competition can be named when one of the competitors begins to bleed from the foreskin or begins to cry.

Ryan Secrest and Rosie O'Donnel went Penis Jousting but Rosie O'Donnel won because her penis is much larger.

by Ben Walker January 17, 2006

6 inch penis

Considered by many to be the average size for a penis.

" Meh, he's average "

" At least I have a 6 inch penis "

by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006

penis

One of two things men keep after a divorce.

She got the house and the kids.
I kept my penis and my soul.

by FrankC March 15, 2004

penis lines

Those lines of muscles that are found only on men and in place of hips on women. Especially common on thin and lanky kids and when followed lead to nothing other than the penis.

"I can't help wanting to touch him when I see those sexy penis lines."

by Jacko September 9, 2003

Italian Penis

A large and girthy shaft. Lets just say its not just the Italian men's good looks why women love them. Definately among the largest of the white race. The definition below this one seems like its coming from some angry insecure male taking out his insecurities on Italians. Italians usualy come out on top in most European penis size studies.

Tina: Its a snake, its a elephant trunk, its a baseball bat!
Carly: No, its just an Italian Penis

by Tinafay April 27, 2013

Penis Smack

When one exposes their penis and smacks against a surface, such as a window or an actual person.

You can penis smack someone in the face. But it is considered gay to penis smack another penis.

Yo' Caleb, I'll give you $20 to penis smack Miss Hallian's window!!

by Gmoney56 December 1, 2007

Penis Tear

The last drop of cum that can be squeezed out of the penis after ejaculating.

Shit I didn't get that last penis tear out.

I got a penis tear in my boxers.

by Free Dan January 24, 2013