Petzal

A 'gangsta' terminology representing the act of shaving the opposing sexual partner's/partners' genitalia with gardening secateurs.

'Brian, I hope you're not going to squeeze those handles and 'Petzal' me?'

by Ulley Handrow February 14, 2010

Peeth

Peeth is a term for penis.

“Does long teeth equal long peeth?”
“Of course.”

by longpeeth42069 December 1, 2018

Pretzeling

Also know as cuddling. It occurs after sex when both partners reach orgasm. Both partners fall asleep in each other's arms wrapped around each other.

Gary: where's Jimmy? Is he up?

Doug: No, he is out for the count. He was seen pretzeling with Annie.

by Jimyee97 February 1, 2019

Peeter3000

That gay dude who sits in the corner and thinks about memes

Hey Gary i turned into Peeter3000

by Peetrus69000 July 12, 2019

Distraction Pretzel

A pretzel that you use to distract someone/something in order to get access to an item, i.e. laptop, car, money etc.

Jason: Hey can I use your computer?

Jen: No.

Jason: *holds out distraction pretzel, tosses it in corner*

Jen: *leaps for pretzel*

Jason: *grabs computer and quickly updates Facebook Status*

by pi@noguy January 6, 2011

yeeterson peeterson

a yeeterson peeterson is person that is absolutely savage and will alway stick up for u if u ever come across a yeeterson peeterson make shure you be come good friends with them and alway remember YEYE -Taylor

Alison is such a yeeterson peeterson thats why i love having her s my beat friend

by MERCH LINK IN BIO GO SUBCRBE T March 14, 2019

peety

Martin peet: a lanky guyat skule, has a v. sxy girlfriend......loves the fangita's....

lanky clever bloke.....A++++

by Abigail K January 16, 2004