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polster

A person who post regularly on /pol/ The Politically Incorrect forum located on the popular website 4chan.
There goes another polster ranting off on /pol/
by NateBlank October 27, 2018
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Top-poster

A top-poster is someone who writes above the original text when replying to an email or a post in a newsgroup.
A. Yes.
Q. Do top-posters confuse people?
by Towchain July 24, 2008
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joe porter

by bobo6429 October 6, 2020
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Miss Porters

Only the worst all-girls boarding school. Porters, or should I say Porkers is the place where skanky, stupid girls go because they could not get into any other school, like the amazing Ethel Walker. Those Porkers girls are just uglier, sluttier, fatter, stupider, poorer, worser dressing versions than the girls of Ethel Walker. Not only that, Porkers once did have a strong point of being "okay" at sports but now they suck at that too. Overall, Porters (Porkers) girls fail at life.
Miss Porters:
slut
whore
prostitute
idiot
stupid
poor
fat
dirty
ugly
pieces of shit
by oilkeafdilh January 29, 2009
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The Poltergeist

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A sexual act, similar in nature to the Houdini, although most effective as a prank pulled on an unsuspecting couple having sex.

During sex, have someone hidden strategically in the room, and another outside the door. At a given signal, the person in the room starts screaming and running around the room. The person(s) outside the room enters and proceeds to flicker the lights on and off, simulating the chaos demonstrated in the movie, Poltergeist.

Hilarity ensues.
Guy 1: "Man, I got lucky last night but my fucking roomates pulled the poltergeist on me! Lights, screaming, the works"

Guy 2: "That blows man... Was the look on her face worth it though?"

Guy 1: "Haha, yeah it totally was."
by Sgt.Hotdogs March 4, 2011
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Pooters

AW POOTERS! Dad ate the last cheese doodle!
by Mossman July 23, 2005
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Posterize

To sexuallydestroy” someone in bed with some sweet mighty force.
What did you guys do last night? Dude I completely posterized her last night.
by Megafart55 February 11, 2020
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