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plutting

light rain causing a dusting of wetness, UNLESS you have a brolly. in which case your sorted and the plutting can be avoided. i find the plastic see-through kind work the best as plastic repells plutting rain.
1) "Oh no! Its plutting!"
"Best get out the see through umbrella and avoid a brawl!"
"ahha! jolly good."

2) "No, plutting rain! Bad plutting rain! Stay back, stay back! lest i whip you with my clear plastic see-through umbrella which i find the best to repell you with!"
by liza minelli May 30, 2008
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Strictly Platonic

Strictly Platonic:

SWM seeks intimate backrubbing sessions with SBF. Deformities a plus. Just conversation! I've been dumped too many times.
by T. Barr July 1, 2008
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platonic

A type of relationship where you're not getting what you really want (i.e. sex) from the other person.
Shit! I have blue balls from this platonic relationship. She sure is hot though!
by Notadrood February 26, 2004
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Plato

The most overrated philosopher who ever lived, he practically invented totalitarianism in his so-called "republic", which would impose draconian censorship laws and a strict caste system maintained through outright deception and eugenics by the philosopher kings. He defends this dystopia using Socrates as a mouthpiece character and giving him a bunch of braindead morons to debate to make his ideas appear irrefutable.

Among Plato's many innovations are orders for doctors to kill thoughtcriminals seeking medical aid and total censorship of any art that isn't watered down kitsch designed to brainwash people into absolute conformity. Without a doubt, this asshat truly put the dick in dictator. Just say no to Play-dope.
Quotes from Plato's Republic

Socrates: And so it follows that you must suck my cock for all time, does it not?
Glaucon: Certainly!

Socrates: Crimethinkers unbellyfeel Kallipolis. Vaporize doubleplusungood oldthinkers.
by Eddy1701 September 30, 2006
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plutonus

The epitome of realistic and purposeful thinking.
Someone described as a 'Pluto' is one that can be trusted, educated, and well-known within a group or society.
These types of people are usually also technology-oriented, specializing in computer resources and applications.
Guy 1: He knows what he's doing.
Guy 2: Of course, he's a Pluto! Shortened Plutonus
by PlutoGFX September 30, 2017
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plutophile

A person who loves the planet Pluto and feels all of life is diminished without it being the 9th planet of the solar system.
The Plutophile pleaded that New Horizons in 2015 proved Pluto has a heart, and it will remain broken until its status as a full planet is rightfully restored.
by aresmars2000 June 8, 2018
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plutosexual

sexually attracted to plutogotclones
Girl 1: I love pluto, the things ill do to him
Girl 2: Oh ? yeah, your plutosexual
by blaassphemyy November 16, 2021
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