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Catching Pineapples

Opposite of 'low hanging fruit' in management speak, intentionally dealing with the difficult/awkward stuff first
I've been busy catching pineapples all day Jon!
by Jonny Pineapple catcher October 27, 2019
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bloody pineapple

Cutting of a pineapple in such a manner to insert the male sex gland! Leaving the skin on with thorns to really give the pineapple a good grip causing the persons hand to bleed! After orgasm has occurred the person with the bloody hand then slaps the other! Bloody pineapple!!!
Larry was allergic to grapefruit and wanted his gf to grapefruit him, only other option they had in the house was a pineapple. Except they were into the kinkier side of things and made it gory! She grasped the pineapple hard while stroking his member then slapped him with her bloody hand! Bloody pineapple!
by Dizzlegee July 13, 2022
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Apple or pineapple

A way of asking if somebody likes males or females. Typically Apple is used for females, and pineapple for males. Often a term used to make people slip up.
Boy1: "Apple or Pineapple?"
Boy2: "Pineapple."

Boy1: "HAH, GAY!"
by RedditorDegenerate July 25, 2022
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Pineapple Person

a young male who idolizes the youtuber ishowspeed and grows their hair to resemble SpongeBob's house, a ROBLOX bacon hair noob or the child embodiment of the Island Boys. They sometimes pretend to be black but are often 12 year old white kids who play Da Hood on ROBLOX and chase e thots, but they actually pull no bitches.
"dude look at that kid over there, he looks like a pineapple person"
by shark00hunter November 1, 2022
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sneezy pineapple

Hannah had a long night of taking loads, so she has an especially sneezy pineapple this morning
by PineappleCult September 30, 2022
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Sideways pineapple

In the mid 17th century, pineapples were a status symbol and used to represent royalty. French priest Father Du Tertre christened them the "king of fruits", likening the top of the fruit to a crown. A sideways pineapple symbolizes the toppling of a monarchy or the beginning of a revolution.
Paul Revere Jr. left a sideways pineapple on my porch. Prepare for battle!
by Optimus0608 January 11, 2022
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pineapple nigga

A hawaiian nigga
by ChillyMcNilly1 May 17, 2022
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