Perchanka

The female genitalia.

Bro #1: Hey man, did you get some booty last night?

Bro #2: No, bro. She wouldn't let me get at that perchanka.

by waterskibum August 3, 2010

percolating poo

The feeling that the diarrhea in your guts is gurgling up & down your GI tract, sometimes happens just before the 2 minute warning.

I shouldn't eat at taco hell, I don't feels so good, I feel like I'm percolating poo, I think, I will go home before I get a 2 minute warning.

by Orotfotze Fred Dryer October 12, 2010

percogurgling

The sound the drip coffee machine makes when all of the water has finished flowing through the coffee grounds and filter so it is done brewing.

The coffee maker is percogurgling so the coffee is done.

by Ansible12 January 3, 2015

perculating

When a man's flaccid penis becomes engorged with love juice

Bobs perculating look tf out

by Ermhhhrgr June 14, 2016

Perchume

Fancier than perfume. To be used when you're feeling darn fancy & above others. A sassy sense of attitude.

Do you even perchume??
What kind of perchume are you wearing?

Is that perchume I smell?

by Catswilltakeovertheworld1234 March 16, 2017

Perch bait

Noun. A term used to describe the smell of a nasty vagina. A combination of fish smell and worm dirt smell. It can also be used in reference to a woman in particular.

Me: yo did you tap that ass last night?
Friend: hell no. She dropped her pants and smelled like straight perch bait

by Knifeparty626 March 19, 2017

percury

Is a finesser at its finest. fake product.

Jay knew the diamonds were percury but still told Mike they were real.

by Youngfoxx October 1, 2017