on the hot fly

As soon as possible.

We need this text written on the hot fly.

by phrasemaker April 23, 2011

flying chinamen

1:reckless asian
2:disoriented oriental cyclist, automobile operator or pedestrian.

on my way home from class, a flying chinamen smashed into me on my bike, causing my injuries.

by james tiberious kirk April 25, 2011

The Flying Pumpkin

Where two people of the opposite sex ( Or same if you are feeling happy ) get together and perform this sex move. It's where one person takes a pencil, shoves it in their eye and the other person shoves it up their butthole.

Can be done with more pencils to fit more people.

John: "Hey wanna do the flying pumpkin tonight?"

Jim: "Yeah man! I have the pencil."

by I Flying Pumpkin April 28, 2011

crying fly

The way to notify people around you that someone near you has let out a quiet squeaky fart.

I think Jimbo over here just let out a crying fly.

by fraser frase May 4, 2011

Fly the Tank

Recognizing an imminent crash and engaging absurd efforts to choose the nature of the impact.

Hannibal directed Faceman to fire a falling tank's primary armament parallel to the ground to "fly the tank" one half of a mile so that The A-Team landed in a lake.

by blogswarm June 20, 2010

flying a boat

when one takes a shower and is high

when one asks their friend " dude did you have a hard time taking a shower high?"
dude:"its like flying a boat

by Andy spinxter September 21, 2006

fly ciggie

Scots slang.
1. an unauthorised cigarette break.
2. skiving

Smeaton is nae on a fly ciggie, he's patrollin' the airport forecourt fer al-Qaida.

by Observer 52 September 22, 2007