by Choppy Tom May 17, 2021

Johnny Nelson is the biggest company man in the history of sports. He reads from a Sky Sports or Matchroom script every time he performs an interview and is practically a puppet for the Hearn family. He is quite literally the dumbest man to ever talk about boxing minus maybe Chris Mannix
Jacob: Did you see the new Johnny Nelson interview on iFL TV?
Ruiz: yes, Johnny Nelson is a proper brown nose company man
Ruiz: yes, Johnny Nelson is a proper brown nose company man
by matchroomfanboy October 8, 2020

by Not TechnoFishy June 17, 2024

A verb which means to do something with extreme force and energy. The origin is thought to have come from 'man handle' which was then shortened to 'mandle' which then became 'Mandella' thus giving birth to the epic phrase "let's absalutely Nelson it".
Hey bro shall we absalutely Nelson this beer?
Can't wait to absalutely Nelson the mrs tonight
Bro those thols are brown and smelly let's go Nelson them
Can't wait to absalutely Nelson the mrs tonight
Bro those thols are brown and smelly let's go Nelson them
by SmellyTHAL February 18, 2021

by Frank Coctostan December 6, 2022

Named after the 17th president of The Church Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons), Russell M. Nelson.
To get someone in a full Nelson chokehold, then fuck them in the ass, traditionally without lube. Much like how the church has fucked millions of people out of 10% of their income while investing it to the tune of over 100 BILLION dollars in real estate.
To get someone in a full Nelson chokehold, then fuck them in the ass, traditionally without lube. Much like how the church has fucked millions of people out of 10% of their income while investing it to the tune of over 100 BILLION dollars in real estate.
You'd better pay that 10% or you're not going to see your family in the afterlife, and we're give you the Rusty Nelson.
by Vanilla Coke Bois September 10, 2023

Nelson a hoe
by Bigddaddy42069 November 1, 2020
