Nelsonism

Practicing the religion of the Nelson god.

Person 1: Why are you naked here?
Person 2: First amendment, it’s my religion, nelsonism.

by worshipthenelson March 8, 2022

Nelson

A man who has one of the smallest penis' in the world . If you were to have sex with a Nelson you wouldn't feel anything.

"Nelson I can't feel it!!"

by Nelson Gilbourne June 26, 2019

Nelson

Universal term for someone who is a messer of the highest order.

Got a head gasket gone again ! Fuck of Nelson you messer

by anonymous September 8, 2020

Nelsoned

When the Unturned server fuck up and Nelson Sexton fucked up.

WE HAVE BEEN NELSONED

by Fishy Fried Dishy November 21, 2018

Nelson

A little boy who thinks he's affiliated and cheated on his girl

Nelson a little boy on nothing

by Bigddaddy42069 November 1, 2020

nelson crow

a farmer who makes bank and gets big penis

caleb: hey dude have you seen nelson crow?

Queer kid: yeah hes out working hard!

by nelsons juice January 27, 2022

Happy Nelson

A bowel movement that is so explosive that it causes you to cum uncontrollably.

Hey Stacy, I would go out with you tonight, but I happy nelsoned my pants in the bathroom.

by mikethememegod April 22, 2024