Fluffy Noodle

The fluffy noodle squirmed out of my hand.
by Annabellemapel July 27, 2016
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Douche-noodle

A cross between a douchebag and a wet noodle
Look at that douche-noodle who cut us off ?? Now they’re driving in front of us like, a granny driving home from Sunday church.
by Kel82 January 13, 2018
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laser-noodle

a projectile from the mouth...most likely being a noodle.or spit,or basically anything.this most-likely happens when some one is really excited,or just retarded.it is quite funny,but some times disgusting if you fall victim to a laser-noodle
awesome-dude-with-long-hair: dewd,i was at game stop the other day,it was so awesome.

weird-girl-with-domo-backpack: game stop!(at this point the girl shoots a laser-noodle across the table and hits sasquach

awesome-dude-with-long-hair: lawlz!
by awesome-dude-with-long-hair December 11, 2008
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Fresh Noodle

Your homie. That one kid that evry1 likes. He is the swaggiest kid aboard the ark, so swag that is he were a spell in Harry Potter, he would be called Wingardium Swagiosa.
Fresh Noodle: Hey kiddies! Fresh Noodle is in the house!!!
by jathatual November 07, 2016
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noodle salad

When a bunch of dudes put there flaccid penises in a girls mouth
Let's all enjoy a noodle salad in Emma's mouth
by Milomoseley February 05, 2016
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Rootsy Noodling

Some very naughty shenanigans. A silly little secret perhaps. Maybe even a mischievous birthday wish. Poking in on your little friend. An inside joke with yourself that gives a little chuckle
“I don’t have time for all this rootsy noodling
by The noodlerrr January 19, 2022
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drunk noodle

This is when a guy is so drunk that his noodle isn't going to get hard. Don't keep trying because it isn't going to happen till the morning. It's not his fault its the alcohol.
girl 1: Did you and Joe have fun last night after the party? girl 2: No. He had a drunk noodle and after playing with it for 15 minutes it wasn't happening. The next morning we rocked each others world.
by jimmybomm July 13, 2020
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