A completely shaved, hairless penile region including a shorn scrotum. Males with a bald jimmy look like a pre-pubescent boy.
Despite appearing to have the genitals of a 10 year old, I love having a bald jimmy. I hate hacking on a hair.
by Eaton Holgoode February 02, 2018
by Chronkite82 April 19, 2017
Jimmy Danger is not just a pretty ballet dancer, but a pro at construction too. Jimmy Danger brings all the kitties to the yard with his gorgeous smile and celestial eyes. Jimmy Danger can do anything.
by KalindaKitty November 24, 2019
A long, slender penis. Similar to a 6-7 inch section of garden hose. Thin Jimmy’s are ideal for anal sex due to limited girth.
Rachel loves anal now that she’s with a dude that packs a Thin Jimmy.
Rachel: My old boyfriend had a horse cock and left me anal gaping. But now that I’m with Carl, his Thin Jimmy is perfect and I snap right back shut.
Rachel: My old boyfriend had a horse cock and left me anal gaping. But now that I’m with Carl, his Thin Jimmy is perfect and I snap right back shut.
by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2017
A man who has a particularly unusual laugh, generally sounds more like a seal than a regular person.
Bro 1: did you hear that guy laughing in the cinema yesterday
Bro 2: yeah bro he was totally " A Jimmy Carr "
Bro 1: I mean who laughs like that he sounded like a used condom being deflated
Bro 2: yeah bro he was totally " A Jimmy Carr "
Bro 1: I mean who laughs like that he sounded like a used condom being deflated
by JBSTER October 04, 2014
Rachel wouldn’t shut up so I smacked her lips with my soft jimmy.
After I busted my nut, I tapped her forehead a few times with my soft jimmy.
My uncle paid me a midnight visit and rubbed my soft jimmy a few times.
After I busted my nut, I tapped her forehead a few times with my soft jimmy.
My uncle paid me a midnight visit and rubbed my soft jimmy a few times.
by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018
-When You Loose Weight by Divorcing Your Wife (i.e If your wife weighs 170lbs and you get a divorce you lost that 170lbs of weight on your shoulders{her})
-Jenny Craig for Males.
-Jenny Craig for Males.
by bOOOOtOOOOOh June 19, 2011