Free the genie

a. Fervently rubbing your lamp in order to release the angry men.
b. to masturbate.

Marcellus: How was your date?
Adam: Terrible, she left me with blue balls.
Marcellus: That blows dude.
Adam: Totally; when I got home, I had to free the genie.

by Bordchef May 24, 2013

free canoe

Free canoe is a classic Craigslist prank wherein someone's name and phone number are used in a false ad on Craigslist. This type of ad typically has a desirable item priced for free or a low sum of money.

Yo dawg, my phone keeps ringing with people asking if I still have the free canoe. I don't even own a canoe!

by Sarrus25 May 27, 2017

free softie

When you get a handjob from a fast food employee.

I went to Wendy's and I got a free softie.

by Mr. Spackle Tackle February 13, 2021

Gerber-free

An individual who does not have children.

He/She's single, attractive, educated, and Gerber-free!

by Bornscorpion October 6, 2011

Free-Pee

The act of a male human peeing in a urinal or toilet without using their hands in any way at all unless unzipping their pants.

Person 1: Ok, lets go.

Person 2: Wash your hands you nasty bastard.

Person 1: I don't have to, I just did a free-pee.

Person 2: wtf.

by What the hell's a pseudonym? April 30, 2011

Free-User

Someone who participates in a "free-use" relationship, acting as the person who allows their partner total access to their body whenever the partner chooses

"I found myself a free-user at the bar last night. She lets me do anything to her, day or night!" ~ Man speaking to his friend after a seemingly successful first date.

"Okay, in tonight's game - one of us will be the secret designated free-user while the rest of us try to figure out who! Gather your facts before you accuse! Just cuz someone sucks your dick doesn't mean they are free-to-use, it just means they like you!" ~ Host of a swingers' game night.

by Babe-Ruthless September 30, 2022

Free Fame

When you become popular through one of your already popular friends without having to do anything

"Bih how come you so popular?"
"Hoe I got free fame wit Kareem!"

by D'Qwan's Ultamite MIxtape August 26, 2016