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black mushroom stamp 

When a male rubs his penis on black shoe polish and then presses or "smacks" an unsuspecting person, leaving the impression of a black mushroom.
"Ok guys, the first person to pass out tonight gets a black mushroom stamp!"
black mushroom stamp by BigEd2469 October 21, 2009

mushroom lover 

A mushroom lover is someone who loves to be on drugs. Not necessarily shrooms, but basically rather be anything but sober.
Jay is such a mushroom lover, hes always on something.

mushroomhead 

Nickname for the head of the male penis which resembles just that...a mushroom head.
My boyfriend's penis is magnificent. His mushroomhead is bigger than the rest of his penis and it creates this wonderful feeling in me that leads to pure ecstasy.

penis head

mushroom dap 

the act of engaging in a threesome with two guys and at the same time the males mushroom slap the female (often slutty) on each cheek.
Me and Steve totally mushroom dapped Shelby because she wouldnt stop talking during sex.
mushroom dap by Mitch who October 6, 2011

Mushroom Boy

A male with severe STDs, that his pee-pee looks like and smells like a rotten mushroom.
Oh boy Billy has a nasty old Mushroom boy

mushroom stamp 

the image left behind, when you slap a bitch on the forehead with you penis.
i left a mushroom stamp on her forehead she'll never forget.
mushroom stamp by bandana darren February 18, 2020