1. Extremely small, usually flaccid penis.
2. An individual, usually male, having the qualities of a small, flaccid penis. Subject may work in the IT field.
2. An individual, usually male, having the qualities of a small, flaccid penis. Subject may work in the IT field.
Oooh girl, you're wasting your time with him, he's got a micro softee and there ain't no changin' it.
Hey micro softee, you punched in six hours ago, but I haven't seen you do shit today. Where's the cover sheet for my TPS report?
Hey micro softee, you punched in six hours ago, but I haven't seen you do shit today. Where's the cover sheet for my TPS report?
by DirtyThinker May 27, 2018
Get the micro softee mug.When a customer refuses to order from any business which advertises itself online through Google ads, Instagram, Facebook and the like because s/he had a bad experience when s/he ordered from another business which advertised itself in a similar manner. A lot of the businesses which use ultra-targeted social media marketing are microbrands which tend to indulge in practices such as just-in-time manufacturing and dropshipping. Thus most Instagram (et al) users have experienced the 'Purchase made from China without knowing it' - that is, they ordered through an Instagram ad which promised a company based in your country, delivery within 2 weeks and a no-quibble refund policy. When their order finally arrived months later from the Far East, the sizes were all wrong, the quality was much lower than expected and, since there's usually little customer service to speak of with these companies, asking for a refund was like trying to get blood out of a stone.
Customers who have experienced such frustrations are 'Once bitten, twice shy'; even though there might be some very good businesses who offer good quality products and stellar customer service out there advertising themselves on Instagram, they are very reluctant to risk a repeat of the last time they ordered from a business they thought was legit.
Customers who have experienced such frustrations are 'Once bitten, twice shy'; even though there might be some very good businesses who offer good quality products and stellar customer service out there advertising themselves on Instagram, they are very reluctant to risk a repeat of the last time they ordered from a business they thought was legit.
"Hey, check out this great deal on jeans and custom T-Shirts!"
"No way, last time I ordered T-Shirts from an online ad they were 2 sizes small and 2 months late. I'm Microbrand Shy."
"No way, last time I ordered T-Shirts from an online ad they were 2 sizes small and 2 months late. I'm Microbrand Shy."
by Sue858 May 29, 2018
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Get the micro minivan mug.by Guy_fierri June 17, 2018
Get the micro munchies mug.When you are triggered but not triggered
(You are a little triggered but not triggered enough to be triggered
(You are a little triggered but not triggered enough to be triggered
by IAMDAKONGNOW June 27, 2018
Get the Micro Trigger mug.A micro limb (or micro limbs) is either a finger or a toe.
The arm is a limb, therefore the fingers are smaller limbs that come from the arm, known as micro limbs
(Can be spelled microlimb, micro limb, or micro-limb)
The arm is a limb, therefore the fingers are smaller limbs that come from the arm, known as micro limbs
(Can be spelled microlimb, micro limb, or micro-limb)
"Yesterday my toe broke off, it got stuck in the gears of bike."
"YOU LOST A LIMB!?"
"Toes arent limbs."
"Oh, yeah sorry, micro limb."
"Callie you're such a worler.."
"YOU LOST A LIMB!?"
"Toes arent limbs."
"Oh, yeah sorry, micro limb."
"Callie you're such a worler.."
by SKSKKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKS July 20, 2018
Get the micro limb mug.When you find out that you are a small amount of black (less than 5%), For example through a DNA test
Friend: Hey my n*gga, how are you?
Me: Excuse me but that’s offensive to me, i’m actually microblack
Me: Excuse me but that’s offensive to me, i’m actually microblack
by Golden flying pig July 31, 2018
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