A Michigan Mud Bath is when you pay a stripper named Bernice at the Henry the VIII strip club in Inkster, Michigan 3 Adderall, 2 Vicodin, and $17 in loose change to squat over your lap and shit on your dick 5 minutes into a lap dance.
by Tardotheassmonkey August 26, 2023
Get the Michigan mud bathmug. by Nigbob squarecock November 7, 2021
Get the Decatur Michiganmug. by A Lockwork Orange September 23, 2022
Get the Michigan computermug. The act in which one hooks their dick to a jumper cable on a vehicle, then proceeds to threaten the driver with a firearm, which the driver proceeds to drive off stretching the dick to its unusual length
by Ashlovesmichiganstretchers September 26, 2023
Get the Michigan Stretchermug. Pulling a Flint Michigan is when your shit is so watery that it comes out in almost liquid form, causing only a stream of brown liquid to come out. Similar to that of the muddy water coming out of a Flint Michigan faucet.
Person 1: Did you like that one restaurant I recommended?
Person 2: Yeah, but it made me pull a Flint Michigan.
Person 2: Yeah, but it made me pull a Flint Michigan.
by Susshitime December 10, 2022
Get the Flint Michiganmug. This damn corona virus has the entire country on a TP shortage, so I was forced to make a half dozen Michigan Tamales!
by Jar Lie March 14, 2020
Get the Michigan Tamalemug. where you insert your full arm into a womens anus and scoop out all the poop/diarrhea and feed it to them or yourself
by koralreef June 1, 2022
Get the Michigan Cleaningmug.