instant messenger

A two-way pager that weights 6 pounds and costs $500 or more. You can talk to more people at a time using instant messenger than you can with a two-way. You can also type, access the Internet, and play video games in a more humane manner.

For those who would rather have radiation splashing onto their face rather than zapping their genitalia, instant messenger is the way to go.

I use instant messenger when I'm at my day job, but I can only use a two-way at my, uh..., night job.

by handle187 November 7, 2003

memsane

Memsane is a nother term for head,noggin,noodle, or cranium. Any form of conscious state of mind and conscience is a synonym for the word memsane.

Insane in the memsane. (Insane in the brain)

by Brady aka Byrdman aka B-Rad June 27, 2006

message jumped

When you get onto your MySpace and you get alot of messages at the same time and your too busy to respond to them all yet you feel obliged to respond anyways.

Eddie: Man, I just checked my messages and and I already got 7 new ones. Hell, I don't even know a few of the people who sent me messages.
Jared: Haha, you just got message jumped. Bitch.

by Cinna-Buns February 1, 2007

Message loss

The (personal situation in or of) point in any relationship where you no longer care about most of what you hear from others. Or when your friend, spouse etc. or acquaintance no longer listen or hear most of anything you say (unless super important).

He felt himself lapse into message loss after thirty seconds of hearing that choad running his mouth.

by Sonicguppy December 9, 2008

Message point

The (situation of, in or at) in a social greeting setting where others look around for subtle social acceptance or basic kinesic acknowledgement.

They locked eyes in message point long enough for her to smile and for him to feel the bomb go off in his chest.

by Mael Cormac Kivlehan April 7, 2008

Message point

The (situation of, in or at) in a social greeting setting where others look around for subtle social acceptance or basic kinesic acknowledgement.

They locked eyes in message point long enough for her to smile and for him to feel the bomb go off in his chest.

by Mael Cormac Kivlehan April 11, 2008

Messal

Origin: combination of two seperate nouns to create a unique pro-noun.

weasel:
1. any small carnivore of the genus Mustela, of the family Mustelidae, having a long, slender body and feeding chiefly on small rodents.
2. any of various similar animals of the family Mustelidae.
3. a cunning, sneaky person.
4. a tracked vehicle resembling a tractor, used in snow.
5. Slang. an informer; stool pigeon.

mess:
1. a dirty, untidy, or disordered condition: The room was in a mess.
2. a person or thing that is dirty, untidy, or disordered.
3. a state of embarrassing confusion: My affairs are in a mess.
4. an unpleasant or difficult situation: She got into a mess driving without a license.
5. a dirty or untidy mass, litter, or jumble: a mess of papers.

in conjunction: messal
1. a cunning, sneaky little mess.
2. a weasel or thing that is dirty, untidy, or disordered.

Who made a messal out of Canada?
Careful or I will messal the United States also!
This appears to have been messaled.
I can't believe someone has been messaling this site.

by prick w/ a silent "P" August 1, 2008