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saving dating for marriage

When you're too scared to ever be in a relationship
Hey, I think Amanda might like you. You should ask her out.
Nah, I'm saving dating for marriage.
by SheFuckedABlackGuyAgain December 3, 2020
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Marriage

Marriage is hell
by Man_Cummer September 13, 2022
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Marriage

Yes. It is. It fails half the time. Your solution TO THE PROBLEM is that I have have to pick on and stick to it while the women fuck all the fat-cocks.
Hym "But you're partially right. It isn't JUST marriage. It's your entire system of values. Actually, it's ANY system of values derived from the solipsistic paternalism that permeates your system of values. You tell your daughter to only fuck the fat cocks. And not she only wants to marry the fat cocks. They don't ever have to settle for your daughter because she will never be better than multiple women. Which creates people like me. And then YOU compel people like me because YOU KNOW... That if your son has a fat cock you aren't going to compel him not to fuck all of the women. It's a Psychopass. It is exactly what I said it would be initially. So no marriage."
by Hym Iam April 5, 2025
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orange marriage

A marriage of two best friends with two separate best friends
My bestie and I are in an orange marriage, when our husband's have a boys night, we have a girls night!
by ElizaValentine March 3, 2025
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Heather Marriage

When you and your love interest can’t get together so you go slaughter your counterpart in different universe to make your love interest in said universe not to suffer because of you in that universe.
“Tick. Tick. Tick. Tock. Tick.”
“Yo dude, you know that guy Heathcliff guy who’s working for me ? Yeah he’s in a Heather Marriage right now so he’s quite busy.”
by Tf2manager July 3, 2025
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Arrange marriage

marriage of a wife and husband by parents
by 459395 April 11, 2023
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great-granduncle-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's great-grandpibling's husband.
My great-granduncle-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
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