Ethiopian mud mask

When you shit on your partner's chest during sexual exploits, then use the shit to create a refreshing mudmask on your partner's face. Bonus points for cucumber slices on the eyes.

Diana was surprised when Andy requested that he start his morning with an Ethiopian mud mask. She obliged and proceeded to shit on Andy's chest and rub the steaming pile into his T-zone. Luckily she still had two slices of cucumber from dinner for his puffy eyes.

by d.knitster July 10, 2010

belgian gas mask

You have her on her knees, and torso leaning backwards. You stand above her from behind, and perform a Reverse Bat Wing over her face, effectively covering her nose and mouth, creating an airtight seal as you fart, yelling "Gas, Gas, Gas". Maintaining the seal, as you are about to cum, you yell, "Gas Clear", then remove the seal. While still straddling her head, slide back heavily with your anus, leaving the ultimate Shit Hawk on her forehead while simultaneously cumming on her chin/breasts/knees.

For extra points, best performed after a large burrito dinner.

"Sweetie, I'll admit it, I got drunk in Vegas, and I tried to drop a Belgian Gas Mask, which turned into a Spinal Tap, but which actually brings me to the fact that i have a Steam Cleaner receipt on my Visa.

by nsla November 22, 2010

The Mask of Zoro

Straight after anal sex, the man whips his cock out of the womans ass and slaps her in the face with it numerous times untill her face is covered in shit, much like a face pack. Then with two strikes of his wang he creates a 'Z' on her forehead, creating a Mask of Zoro. NOT to be confused with a dirty gomez/sanchez.

My Girlfriend was loving it when i gave her the Mask of Zoro.

by Phil B February 22, 2005

persian gas mask

while someone is sleeping... lay a testical in each one of there eyes and proceed to fart in there mouth then run like hell because they'll probably be pissed.

tommy got a persian gas mask last nite

by redneck mafia March 16, 2007

Vanguard Mask

Expensive AF mask for frontliners

"Mikey is every day looking more like a man"
"He is wearing a Vanguard Mask"

by joseph alfred dom September 8, 2020

Australian Death Mask

When you put your or their balls in their eyes and fart in your or their mouth

Hey Bob wanna give me a Australian Death Mask?

by scafer6 December 27, 2009

gas mask

after a long hard sporting event, the athlete takes the cup out of his jock strap, and procedes to shove the cup over a fellow teamates nose and mouth.

fuck that asshole, i hated when rich gave me that gas mask last summer

by Jermaine Rutt July 2, 2006