show-loning

The act of going to rock shows at (local music scene) bars by oneself. Often involves meeting other show-loners and drinking too much whiskey.

I met this girl the other night. We were both show-loning and met in line for the vending machine that sells cigarettes. Later we were grinding to mediocre slop pop and kissing on the mouth, but today she tells me I reminded her of her ex boyfran . I don't think we're friends anymore.

by That_ATLien December 10, 2016

Lone Paul

When a grown man has a habit of mistaking underage girls for being older than they are. When confronted about his disturbing habit, he often becomes very hostile and rages incoherently.

"Did you see Jeff pick up that fourth grader the other day?"

"Again? Dude, he is such a Lone Paul."

by Howard Juno August 28, 2014

Lonely Bath

When very lonely people take a bath, and stick their cock in the drain hole while the water moves to it, creating the feeling of getting a blowjob

Reed: Summer break was lit bro, what did you do?
Morgan: I took lonely baths

by dxrk February 16, 2020

lonely…vents

the best tiktoker

my favorite mutual

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by dickcheesefart69420 July 9, 2021

Dat Lone

Destroy Lonely's music. Typically a specific song that transcends the listener.

I was driving at night when Dat Lone came on and I immediately began to think I was Batman.

by Cqsmic May 15, 2023

Lone Lee

a very strange person. he gives a shit about himself and makes jokes about everything and everyone, including: dead people, discusting stuff, pedophilia, rape in general, religion, warcrimes, genocides, every person he knows and himself
he is mostly harmless but can get angry really fast. mostly because un-important bullshit

strenght: beeing an asshole, beeing honest

weakness: emotional, cries because of stuff

Lone Lee: what does a pedophile have on his foreskin?

peter: i dunno...?

Lone Lee: baby teeth!

peter left the server.

100% not FBI joins the server

Lone Lee left the server

by Cpt.Razgriz March 18, 2018

lonely hater

Yo lonely hater is someone who loves his ex even if she left him 4 years ago. Its a new creation found in 2020 in lockdown when men were lonely as hell. Invented by ciege ayy

Why are you single?
Geuss i'm just a lonely hater.

by Ciege ayy March 27, 2022