London Clean

A tall skinny woman built like a man, no curves, no behind, short hair, ponytail, lesbian figure type

"Oh my god!! Why did she get so thin, she's built like a London Clean!"

by 0802954 November 22, 2015

london tube

An uncircumcised British men's "old man."

That dude at the urinal was totally rocking a London Tube!

So I slept with this guy I picked up at the club last night, and he had a serious London Tube!

by Seattle White Thunder December 3, 2015

London

is best friends with dumb nigga named Tae Winters but London is very nice but she is dumb sometimes and does very dumb things like takes bald pictures with people who are not naima but Naima still loves her because Naima is nice and a child of god . Amen sister .

Friend #1 : “ Where’s London ??”

Friend #2 : “Probably doing something stoopid”

by pimpalicious’ July 6, 2019

London

A really pretty female , someone that all the boys like . She’s very quiet and sweet doesn’t answer the phone at all . She known but not super known she known enough for her city . A very emotional person but everyone loves her

Damn man I want london

by Tink Jim July 17, 2019

London

A pigeon infested hellscape where people think you are posh, drink tea and eat crumpets all day with your pinky sticking out like the fucking queen when in reality it’s just as fucked up as any other place you could think of. Probably worse. Too much fucking rain and pigeon shit everywhere. We are all just stupid fucking tiktokers who go to rubbish high schools and act like chavs all fucking day long. Just because we live in the same city as the queen, doesn’t mean we are all posh. We block tubes and bridges for climate change protests and pollution. We complain about the weather weather it’s hot or cold or raining or snowing or cloudy or pigeons are falling from the sky. It doesn’t matter. WE ARE NOT POSH.

American friend: “oh my gawd you live in London! Have you met the queen? What do crumpets and tea taste like? You’re so posh!

London chav：“I have no fucking clue.”

by nugget.hates.life November 8, 2019

london

prolly the bitchiest person you’ll ever meet, the most stuck up bitch you’ll every meet, so snobby you don’t wanna be around her, judges so hard for no reason, and some stinky hairy ass pussy not a good sex partner

girl: hey i’m new here my name is brittany

london: yuck get away from me new girl

by thatgirlrylee123344 November 9, 2019

london

Shes struggling...But shes very indecisive. Shes smart funny and incredibly talented. People think of her as a person that doesn't care for others but she is so much more than what others think.

Have you heard about London? Her and that girl from 3rd period are friends again even

by penelope jr. November 11, 2019