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two steps too late 

When a man who has time infinitely accelerated speed blitzes out of your attack and then dashes behind you with his infinite speed because he abused your weakness
star platinum: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!
Enrico Pucci: Two Steps, You where two steps too late. The blood of the powerful joestar family for their strength their courage their bravery fate is on their side, however! weakness is written in their blood. Jotaro Kujo.. your weakness is your daughter!

Buy now, pay later 

Something that tackles retail therapy. Allowing you to make purchases and pay for it when you’re okay again.
“This day sucked so I’m just gonna buy now, pay later with Klarna. Life is not perfect but my outfit can be.”

mama! no tengo hambre comere mas tarde! later! 

Mama no tengo hambre comere mas tarde, is a common used sentence when trying to get someone to eat their Frijoles (beans)
This sentence should only be used in controversial contexts.
- Mijo, come get your frijoles
- sorry my mom wants me to eat dinner
- "mama! no tengo hambre comere mas tarde! later!"

*smoke alarm going off*
A small city that was ranked 2nd on Men's Digest "Most Ignorant Cities" survey
I moved from San Antonio to Laredo, it should be nuked or given to Mexico.
Laredo by Stephen Ramirez June 15, 2005

Late Bloomer Bride 

Late Bloomer Bride is a term that means a woman who married for the first time after age 40.
Married after 40? You're a Late Bloomer Bride or LBB!
A town which separated when the Texans made Texas a country, the Republic of Texas. However, Laredoans who didn't want to leave Mexico went just south of Laredo's river and formed a new city, Nuevo Laredo (New Laredo)
I live in Laredo, it's a badass place.
Laredo by Anonymous September 1, 2003