Larping

Larping is when somebody pretends/acts as if they are something or have something or know something etc, people like to larp to seem cooler especially on apps like telegram discord and tiktok . For example if i sent an image of a bank account balance of 5 grand BUT the inage is not mine or is just not valid , i would be larping

Why are you larping your bank account balance”

by xetofbo December 26, 2025

larping

the act of lacerating your penis

Alex: “yo what are you doing bro”
David: “im larping my shit right now”
Alex: “what the fuck”

by Givemesomeskin December 27, 2025

Larding

The act of extreme, almost performative laziness, expressed by lying or slouching so relaxed and spread out that one appears excessively heavy or inert.

A state of indulgent inactivity: doing nothing productive, often idly consuming content, or otherwise rotting away.

"I planned to do something today, but I ended up larding around for three hours instead."

"Jonathan is such a larder. He never wants to do anything."

"I don’t feel like doing anything today. I just wanna lard around."

by Kadoodlebob January 13, 2026

Live Lacking

An expression usable by Xbox Live users meaning a gamer who doesn't currently have Xbox Live; usually resulting in angry friends.

Derrick: Why has Rick not been playing Halo 3 for the past four days with us?
Gerald: He's renting a new apartment, so he found paying for Live pointless.
Derrick: Ha, he better not be Live Lacking for long. He's ou best sniper.

by Phospheric July 6, 2009

dick-lurkin

"To lurk a man in a public place, house party or facebook"

Man, that bitch be dick-lurkin harrd

by Kionna Sweet* February 26, 2011

Power Lurking

Hovering around a public power outlet - at an airport, coffee shop, book store, etc - waiting for another person to unplug their laptop or phone so you can plug in and charge up.

"Yeah, I'm power lurking at Barnes and Noble. My laptop battery is almost toast. There's one outlet but a dude is using it for his phone and laptop. I gotta hover and jump on it as soon as he splits."

by udobserver September 17, 2014

machine lurking

What a machine hides in the dark, waiting to steal your job.

Better watch out for Apple, Google, and Facebook. They're all investing heavily in machine lurking these days.

by boltzmannbrain January 26, 2016