Kill-lag 

When a game run perfectly, but suddenly lags for a split second, followed by death, in which could have been avoided if not for said lag

I only died because of kill-lag.

Fucking kill-lag.

Kill-lag by Lars Espen January 28, 2012

beer lag 

Biologic-clock disorder produced by staying awake drinking beer till late. Deduced from jet lag which is the same effect but produced by east-west long airplane travels.

Aida: Good morning Marcos, already at workplace?
Marcos: Late again, I oversleep cause I'm under the beer lag.

beer lag by Marcos Mayorga December 26, 2007

Jet Lag 

A euphemism for a hangover. It makes the user of the term seem a little more sophisticated than if they simply said: "I have a wicked hangover and puked all over the place". It's also humorous in that it makes the person with the condition seem like a world traveler rather than a sloppy drunk.

"Hey you look out of it"

"Yeah, I really have a bad case of Jet Lag this morning"

Jet Lag by Lokidog March 24, 2008

fag-lag 

Faglag is the technological bandwith meltdown that happens when in the presence of a person of the homosexual persuation. Gaydars use this technology to locate gay people, or so they say.

My computer is running at dialup speed, it must be the Tyler's fag-lag slowing it down.

fag-lag by A Fellow Gay June 19, 2007

jet lag disease 

A condition that occurrs after a person who has traveled for a vacation out of state or overseas comes home, and comes down with a cold, flu, and various other ickiness and then proceeds to contaminate others in their vicinity.

Peter: Molly, are you ok? Did you catch the flu?

Molly: I dunno, Peter... I just think I got Andy's stupid jet lag disease from his trip to London.

jet lag disease by ShookieShookie October 11, 2006

FarmVille Gift Lag 

The time from when farmville notifies friends that a gift is no longer available and the farmer removes it from his profile.

Tom: What's up with Jeff's gifts, they are all taken.

Larry: I know, he needs to remove them from his profile they have too much FarmVille Gift Lag.
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Janey: Jez, I wish Betty would erase her gifts. I'm gonna have to put a comment, "All Gone" to remind her that she has a FarmVille Gift Lag.

FarmVille Gift Lag by chrisjlatdoc April 4, 2010

Task Manager Lag 

The Task Manager Lag comes about when the user is trying to shut a program down in one of the versions of Microsoft Windows. The Task Manager, which can be accessed by moving the Mouse-Pointer to the Taskbar at the Bottom of the screen; then using the Right-Click Button on the Mouse; which then lets you can choose the (Task Manager). In "ALL" of the versions of Microsoft Windows the Task Manager has always had a very long lag time between the point where you choose to Shut the Program down; to where the program actually closes down. This Lag-Time is something Microsoft just seems unable, or unwilling to correct.

Real Player is such junk! And every time I go to shut it down, the Task Manager Lag can be easily a minute! In over 15 years Microsoft still hasn't been able to fix this giant problem!

Task Manager Lag by the2ndflood September 28, 2008