The complete opposite of chuck luck. Lan luck is comparative to slipping on ice and landing on your ass, only instead of falling on the ground, you end up falling on a 12 inch dildo coated in rockguard that bottoms out in your lungs. Many people who suffer from lan luck end up contemplating suicide or suffer from depression and a resentment for people who live their lives normally. Often times you will see these individuals praying beforehand to just have something work for once. This usually involves menial tasks such as loading up a video game, trying to get marginally lucky for lootbox rewards or just going from point A to point B whilst travelling. Many of the afflicted are named Landon, Lan or have some sort of variation of the previously listed names. The cause is unknown but is the main driving point that people associated with chuck luck are to blame as they are viewed as siphoning all luck away from them. Those who have the names "chuck" are deeply resented in these situations.
Lan: "Please God. Please God. Please God! Just start the damn game. I'm sick of this."
Joe: "Dude. We're waiting. Hurry up!"
Chuck: "Seriously man. Been waiting for like an hour now."
Lan: "Fuck! Fucking game crashed again! Are you serious?! Fuck this. I'm out! So done with this lan luck shit..."
Joe: "Dude. We're waiting. Hurry up!"
Chuck: "Seriously man. Been waiting for like an hour now."
Lan: "Fuck! Fucking game crashed again! Are you serious?! Fuck this. I'm out! So done with this lan luck shit..."
by Chucky boyyyooo February 15, 2019
Well Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them.
by potvaliant cloud June 21, 2024
When you realize you've been getting by on massive luck and it finally hits you it'll probably run out someday thus forcing you to create an adjustment plan and then implement it. This is De-Lucking.
Yesterday I forgot the 6th month anniversary of my new partner and they still gave me a hug. Best I get De-Lucking the one year now.
by DeCryptIcon May 22, 2023
A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.
Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year”
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
by Keeping the Auntie status July 07, 2023
DJ Lucky Luck is a tour DJ based out of Denver, Colorado known for touring with some of the greats like Lil Flip, Jarren Benton, Gorilla Zoe, Mystikal, Juvenile, Afroman, Warren G, Snow Tha Product & more. A Louisiana born Cajun known for an expert hand in the kitchen. In 2022 he developed a home chef merchandise line making it fast and easy to whip up a good down south meal.
Who is DJ Lucky Luck?
by Make It Loud Entertainment June 16, 2022
Bill got pulled over by the cops for a traffic stop. Suddenly the cop got a more urgent call and let him go. That was Clampett's Luck
by The Interesting November 08, 2022