left hand man

The lowest ranking male in a gang bang with 3 or more guys and only one woman.

"Ron Jeremy wasn't always the king of the porn world. Rumor has it he was originally the left hand man in a few John Holmes movies (citation needed)."

by buster chestnutz March 30, 2010

left of the moon

A word like werd or cool or whack - it doesn't mean anything. But it does.

This guy - "Yo dude, what's up? How's the band?"
Awesome guy - "Oh, pretty sweet, left of the moon, you get what I'm sayin?"

by TheKhakiN8R July 7, 2008

Left foot volley breakfast

The art of smacking a football with a sweet connection on your left peg while in the volleying position!
Also a term recognized by the beastly buzzard and his horde of bizzards when they harvest their honey

"Jono definitely had his left foot volley breakfast before he smacked that ball into the goal"

by Sutas October 27, 2009

left nigga

known as a wrong nigga. The antonym of a right nigga. A nigga that is wrong in all cases. The mindset of a left nigga is left therefore is the opposite of right which makes them a wrong nigga. Usually ugly w/ the "wrong" personality. Mostly used by women but used by men when describing a wrong or left friend.

DeVaughn: women deserved to be treated like the scum on my shoe
Danielle: man you a left nigga

by cyount October 14, 2015

Left privileged

When a white liberal activist calls a conservative black man an uncle Tom

That white guy called Jerome an Uncle Tom because he voted for Trump. He's left privileged

by #himtoo September 30, 2018

left-hand metamodernism

A meta-theory of the self-imago (self-image) in which the conscious is oriented to be emergent from sentiment.

Meta-idealism of the avant-garde.

Left-hand metamodernism argues that self-image (subjective irony) is emergent from sentiment.

by metawave February 19, 2019

left-handed bitch

A good friend who will stop at nothing until you are satisfied. This friend will rip through the earth and sun to make sure are happy and contempt. They will also gladly pleasure you if you so require. Do not mistake this as them having sexual desires towards you, they simply a really good friend. You're lucky if you inquire a left-handed bitch since they are the best friend you can ask for.

You mustn't mistreat your left-handed bitch as they can become very angry, very quickly. Keep them away from any sharp objects, or the internet and you will be safe.

Wow Felix, thanks for this birthday party, you're the best left-handed bitch I could ask for.

by Robby62775 May 19, 2019