Lancaster

A "Lancaster" is the term for the written form of a sound which isn't a proper word, such as the sound of laughing or animal noises, etc. "Lancasters" are often common verbal cues that are beyond established language, and usually show up in different cultures. "Lancasters" are often spelled differently in various cultures, due to differences in pronunciation and variations in how the sounds are perceived. Uses for "Lancasters" include a variety of written communication, such as: letters, instant or txt messages, novels, etc.

"Dude, whats it you say when you mess up?"
"Fuck?"
"No the Lancaster"
"Oh. ugh."

by The real Sean Connery October 14, 2009

lance

is 4 chan for when /b/ is down

"I prefer the challenge of wooing the fairer sex via flatulence and jokes about marxism"

"impossible: everyone likes my face
I mean fuck, it grows its OWN hair!
JESUS"

- said by lance in a normal conversation, and also in the same conversation

by speacial kyle cannonz May 13, 2009

lanciau

Bastardised Chinese-Malay hybrid word. Literally 'Rotten dick'. Used as noun to describe an idiot, asshole, dickhead.

You are such as lanciau!

Celaka you lanciau!

by durian March 28, 2004

Lance

Wouldn’t get a dick surgery so is referd to as “small dick”

“ wow look at lance!!”

“ his names ACTUALLY small dick”

by Nybarb :) June 5, 2018

Lancer

A Lancer is someone who takes themselves way too seriously in spots. Such as a bicyclist who wears the tight shorts, the unitard or whatever. Usually there are some sponsorship tight t-shirts involved. All evoking the uber-bicyclist Lance Armstrong and basically looking like they would feel more comfortable in Chelsea or the Castro.

A Lancer wears spandex or unitards like lance armstrong and enjoys sponsors

by LuckyOldMan February 4, 2012

Lance Armstrong

When a girl gives a guy head when she has plutonium in her mouth.

Man, I wish I didn't have to go in for this ball surgery tomorrow. Damn hooker tricked me and gave me a Lance Armstrong!

by Joshe November 12, 2008

lance

a privileged fat ass white boy who cannot learn to wear a belt because his ass crack sticks out all the time. common symptoms include: hunting, tries to be black, calls potatoes spicy, considers taco bell mexican food, hits the juul*dabs*, uses filters to make his small dick sexy.

quit being such a "lance" you faggot fuck.

by niggerfucker6696969 December 3, 2018