Definitions by durian

smaple 

Blowjob. With maple syrup dressing.
Can only be used to address women.

-Smaple me, bitch!
-stfu and smaple me!

smaple by Durian November 13, 2004

celaka 

Malay equiv. word for 'asshole' or 'shit' depending on context.

Asshole: You celeka!

Shit: Celeka this keyboard!

celaka by durian March 28, 2004

lanciau 

Bastardised Chinese-Malay hybrid word. Literally 'Rotten dick'. Used as noun to describe an idiot, asshole, dickhead.

You are such as lanciau!

Celaka you lanciau!

lanciau by durian March 28, 2004

cibai 

Common in Malaysian/Singaporean Cantonese. Equivalent to English 'cunt' (vagina).

See also 'Hai' or 'Chauhai'/'Chowhai' ie 'smelly cunt'

Cibai this stupid keyboard!

cibai by Durian March 26, 2004

chauhai 

Cantonese - smelly cunt. See defn for 'hai'.

Lei ge chauhai! (You smelly cunt!)

chauhai by Durian March 26, 2004

hai 

Cantonese equivalent for English 'cunt'. Usually used with adjective 'chau'/'chow' (smelly). Pronounced with high note ending.

Also means 'Yes' in Cantonese if pronounced another way(!!!). The 'yes' pronunciation has a low note ending.

Not to be confused in pronunciation with Japanese 'Hai' (Yes/Affirmative). The Japanese pronunciation is short and abrupt.

Cunt - 'Diu nia ma chau hai' - Fuck your mother's smelly cunt.

Yes - Are you a foreigner who is mispronouncing 'yes' with 'cunt'? - "Hai"

hai by Durian March 26, 2004

lanciau 

literally 'rotten penis' in Malaysian/Singaporean colloq. Cantonese.

You lanciau!

lanciau by Durian March 26, 2004