goon kidney

The goon kidney is the small organ that bulges out of your side during the peak of a gooning sesh.

Dude, what's that under your shirt? Eww, is that your goon kidney? Are you gooning right now??

by deezest March 27, 2024

reverse kidney stone

sounding but with a grape or a small round spherical object

Jenny tried to give me a reverse kidney stone and i almost fainted from the pleasure

by Jakelikeanime February 6, 2025

More Kinder

An addition to an insult, usually followed by "Little bitch"

Stephano: "Shut the fuck up you more kinder little bitch"

by aidenwilliams2407 May 6, 2025

North Tawton Kidney Tickler

A semi-mythical Kung Fu sex move whereby the master is said to possess the ability to rattle a lady’s internal organs to oblivion using just his manhood (or so it feels after a few jars at the football club) -A bit like the mystical five point punch exploding heart trick in Kill Bill

Steve thought he had given Maria a real North Tawton Kidney Tickler when he came home from the club on Saturday but actually he had just passed out and shit his pants after whipping his cock out

by Petting Zoo Pete August 20, 2019

Alan the kidney tickler Guzman

He will most definitely tickle your insides with his girthy shaft.

Damn Alan the kidney tickler Guzman fucked up how I walk.

by Mr tickler January 29, 2020

rearranging my kidneys

Anal sex

Graydog was rearranging my kidneys last night. Could also be said Graydog rearranged my pennies last night.

by Oldwomaninshoe December 4, 2021

Gay air kindergarten teacher

It's when someone doesn't know wtf their gender is so they resort to gay air kindergarten teacher because that's the only right answer to Dylan's identity crisis

Dylan's gender is gay air kindergarten teacher

by Xen!! October 20, 2022