john is an adorable boy with an unusually dry and sarcastic sense of humor. although he is super funny, he usually uses humor as a coping mechanism. he's pretty shy at first and takes awhile to open up, but once he does he becomes more comfortable around you and will definitely confide in you. he has a great taste in music and likes alternative, unpopular bands. he is very small and thin, and he also has the cutest brown eyes. he is really adorable but has no idea. he is pretty insecure so he stands with bad posture. he can seem jaded and negative a lot of the time, but he is the best friend you could ever ask for. it's hard not to have a crush on him :)
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John is an idiot. He sucks at Minecraft. He’s cool though. He can make some good toast. And has cool dogs. His music taste is kinda trash tho. If you know a John, he is cool. Be friends with him. Don’t get to close tho, they are known to bite when crowded. lol.
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