Joey

Joey is an otter-like man. He likely has small nipples but a big heart. His mom is a MILF and his big sisters trained him to be kind to women. He might be a firefighter or like an FBI person. He smells like warm fluffies. Otter fluffies to be exact. DO NOT MESS WITH HIM. He has 18 abs which he will wrap around ur head and squeeze until your brain explodes and your last words before death will be “Joey is the man”…

“Isn’t Joey so great. He’s like…super nice….AND HES HOT. so that’s good” - a direct quote from joey number 56789065’s coworkers

by Quigleyisrooroo July 28, 2023

Joey

A Joey is someone who will drop anything going on for weed and alcohol. Some may call this a problem but Joey calls it a lifestyle.

Dude 1: Wassup Joey, long time no see, how are you doing?
Joey: Shit man I know I got here 2 minutes ago but I gotta dip Jack’s boutta hook me up with some weed

by grammy P June 25, 2023

Joey

Joey is a your local drug smuggler. He hates all race’s except white, he loves to beat hookers and prey on dead women. If you’re a women be cautious of this Joey variant he lurks at night and will attack you.

Omg it’s a Joey! Look he’s got a pet penis!

by DookieSoop August 22, 2023

Joey

Joey, someone who you boss around, get them to do jobs that you cant be assed to do.

'I cant be bothered to do it, get a Joey to do it'

by London Danno September 8, 2023

Joey

A person usually a dope fiend from the San Fernando valley California that knowingly hands less money to a drug dealer than the amount specified for a sack usually heroin or fentanyl.

Be careful serving them fiends make sure you count that money cause they’ll try to pull a Joey on you

by Chris vtech October 30, 2023

Joey

An insult. A Joey is a loser And is an absolute joey random. Often used to chirp people.

You know Jason ? Such a joey.

by RandyBobby23 December 11, 2023

Joey

A baby boy who is goofy and lazy and pees his pants when he is scared.

Your being such a Joey right now Brandon.

by Monkeisgoofy December 14, 2023