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joe

Joe is the funniest person you will ever meet. Also has a massive cock but doesn't show it.
I want Joe to rail me, he's so funny...
by 7kbans April 21, 2021
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JOES

They are the sports betting public
The JOES have penciled in the Colts on Sunday as a LOCK, early ticket count is 38-1 in favor of the Colts
by Mr Falcone November 11, 2007
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joe

a asshole who takes ur credit
stop being like joe
by foot long pork sowrd October 17, 2018
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Joe Couch

To buy drinks for one or more people then leaving and sticking them with the tab.
Tom ordered a shot for the group and then Joe Couched them with the tab.
by Kiethsmom May 9, 2014
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Brother Joe

One who has no talents or skills and relies on the welfare from a family member (usually little brother), for income, housing, and modicum of attention. These individuals refuse to work and will often mistake this welfare for personal success and attribute their misgivings to minorities.
"That bum is a total Brother Joe"

"C'mon dude he's not that bad, at least he sells cans for a living"
by jimboboraqio September 11, 2016
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Brother Joe

A person who expresses a misguided conception of masculinity (often involving racism and threats of violence) in order to hide their gay sexual orientation from others. These individuals often adopt “tough guy” personas such as bikers or rockers, and dress as such in a manner similar to cosplaying.
“There was this guy in my neighborhood who was always wearing Sons of Anarchy merch and threatening people with his brothers guns. But then we found out he was struggling internally with his sexuality; he was a Brother Joe the whole time.
by ProfessorChipperson September 21, 2018
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Joe King

Joe King is the name of a crappy vegan YouTuber that self triggers and likes to threaten people.

Joe came up with his channel name because "Joe King" is a play on the word "joking", and he thinks this is a really funny joke, so he doesn't shut up about it in his videos.
He talks about the name Joking almost as much as he talks about veganism.

Joe has not yet realised that veganism is merely a diet, and likes to promote some obscure version of it that involves a lifestyle where he grows beans in a shed and then gets locked out of said shed by his dad. Presumably because beans do not combine well with his IBS and he produces deadly farts that stink out the house.
Youtuber Joe actually thinks he's muscly and knows about nutrition? You must be Joe King!
by MikeTheIncel October 18, 2021
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