by TheBlownDiffuser June 28, 2021
Get the Italian Jesusmug. noun: when a person gets really excited about jesus, the teachings/words of jesus, or anything relating to jesus. the reultant is a massive jesus boner.
While I was in church, I had the eerie feling that I was surrounded by about 150 jesus boners.
The pope has the worlds largest jesus boner. what a stud.
The pope has the worlds largest jesus boner. what a stud.
by the storm drains May 7, 2008
Get the jesus bonermug. by RinAteYourCheeseSticks July 8, 2018
Get the Green Jesusmug. The ability to play a guitar with great skill.
The term takes on a deeper meaning if witnessing an inspiring performance in front of or inside a church or cathedral.
“He Jesus could’ve played guitar better than Hendrix” - Jesus Was Way Cool by King Missile
The term takes on a deeper meaning if witnessing an inspiring performance in front of or inside a church or cathedral.
“He Jesus could’ve played guitar better than Hendrix” - Jesus Was Way Cool by King Missile
Ryan Hall just busted out some amazing licks in front of the Cathedral in Santiago. Man that guy has got some Jesus Fingers.
by DC Derailleurs October 6, 2019
Get the jesus fingersmug. Toki's Hokuto Ujou Hagan Ken (North Star Humanist Face Breaking First) from Hokuto no Ken (First of the North Star). A Fatal KO in the fighting game.
by Master Bigode April 29, 2010
Get the Jesus Beammug. Having unprotected sex with your girlfriend or wife and praying to Jesus that you didn't get her pregnant.
by JMU April 26, 2007
Get the jesus condommug. Smutty Jesus
A fictional religious deity used in modern parlance to celebrate and worship extreme smutty innuendo with the sole intent and purpose of providing levity and joy to a third party whom might be anxious, miserable, or in the doldrums.
A fictional religious deity used in modern parlance to celebrate and worship extreme smutty innuendo with the sole intent and purpose of providing levity and joy to a third party whom might be anxious, miserable, or in the doldrums.
"What's the matter Amelia?"
"I'm just not feeling too chipper at present, Tarquin - I think I've got a nasty case of crabs from an able seaman on shore leave."
"Well, I think someone needs a visitation from Smutty Jesus to lick them back into shape in that case."
"I'm just not feeling too chipper at present, Tarquin - I think I've got a nasty case of crabs from an able seaman on shore leave."
"Well, I think someone needs a visitation from Smutty Jesus to lick them back into shape in that case."
by Lord Horatio Richards April 12, 2023
Get the Smutty Jesusmug.